And here he is! a new oc, this guy is an extra large shiny Gourgeist, his name is Crescente, he owns a coffee shop deep in the Laverre Nature Trail (route 14, kalos) Stern and serene, Crescente is a childhood friend of Koh
You can tell how someone’s mental health is doing by paying attention to how much emphasis they put on the line “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” when they’re singing bohemian rhapsody
you meet sherlock holmes and he’s like “you just put on all this dumb shit so i’d make a ton of wrong assumptions about you didn’t you” and you weep because you just put on an outfit you thought looked nice
You can walk in a straight line from Madrid to Shanghai without hitting a major body of water using Earth’s curvature.
Egg hatching route.
For everyone who says “that’s not a straight line it’s a curved line” please remember that the Earth is round, not flat. Here’s the line, as rendered with Google Earth:
As you can see, the line is straight!
I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, but I wouldn’t swim a single mile
a “horror” movie about a demon baby, but the parents are chill with it and treat them normally.
“There’s a circle of fire on the front lawn” “Looks like it’s somebody’s naptime”
“Hon, the baby’s on the ceiling again.” “Hold on, i’ll get the broom”
“The baby’s speaking in strange tongues” “Raising children bilingually has so many benefits”
*demonic screeching* “sweetheart remember you talked to your therapist about finding healthy outlets for aggression”
Hellboy
On reflection, “chill out and treat your actual demon child with compassion” is probably the kind of parenting advice a lot of people should listen to.
jojos premise really isnt hard to explain at all (how a man’s ambition causes him to forsake his humanity and declare war against the bloodline of his brother, how this duel spirals out over the course of generations and throws a family into all sorts of conflicts with him and others of their abilities) its just that the author just does not give a shit about anything, is making everything up as he goes, and just does whatever the fuck
